**FYI: I love gushers! And, Chris gave me a bunch of money to go toward sky-diving in the next couple of months, so he became creative and came up with a poem called...
"Nicole the Gusher"
by Chris Farley
My wife is like a gusher because she's very sweet,
My wife is like a gusher because she smells good 'nuff to eat.
My wife is like a gusher because she's softer than wood,
My wife is like a gusher because she makes me feel good.
My wife is like a gusher because she's soft in the middle (I don't know if I like this one!)
My wife is like a gusher because if you squeeze, might get piddle.
My wife is like a gusher because there's more than you think,
My wife is like a gusher because because they're gone if you blink.
My wife is like a gusher because she loves them so much,
My wife is like a gusher because she's soft to the touch.
My wife is like a gusher because she's so cool,
My wife is like a gusher because you find them at school.
My wife is like a gusher because they make you say, YEA!
My wife is like a gusher because It's Her Birthday!
by Chris Farley
My wife is like a gusher because she's very sweet,
My wife is like a gusher because she smells good 'nuff to eat.
My wife is like a gusher because she's softer than wood,
My wife is like a gusher because she makes me feel good.
My wife is like a gusher because she's soft in the middle (I don't know if I like this one!)
My wife is like a gusher because if you squeeze, might get piddle.
My wife is like a gusher because there's more than you think,
My wife is like a gusher because because they're gone if you blink.
My wife is like a gusher because she loves them so much,
My wife is like a gusher because she's soft to the touch.
My wife is like a gusher because she's so cool,
My wife is like a gusher because you find them at school.
My wife is like a gusher because they make you say, YEA!
My wife is like a gusher because It's Her Birthday!
3 comments:
Chris is so stellar! I love it, that he made something so unique for your b-day! (Happy late birthday, PS!)
That's awesome about India - I'm so excited you guys are heading in that direction! I love it, and love how you are walking forward in faith.
Crazy about Joanna - so exciting!!! So are you going to be here for the wedding, or will you have left already?
yeah, he's a stud. :) The wedding's in September, right? We're leaving July 15th...so I think we'll be gone! Maybe we can call from India though, I hate missing things like that! That's the only bad part...we won't be gone forever, but we know we will miss things, inevitably. Hard!
haha, way to go Chris!..yum gushers. :)
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